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I steal your lips again and run far away. I'm a troublemaker.

I steal your lips again and run far away. I'm a troublemaker.

dongwoo being a tease

dongwoo being a tease

do you ever love a band so much you just want to hit every member in the face with a shovel

do you ever love a band so much you just want to hit every member in the face with a shovel

soloontherocks: thewispsoftime: cherrypie-red: imagine-your-fav-character: Imagine a tiny...

soloontherocks:

thewispsoftime:

cherrypie-red:

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine a tiny version of your favorite character riding in your pocket and on your shoulder and making comments to you as you go about your day

See if this were a reality I'd have to go crazy.

If that happened to me, I'd always have the snarkiest voice in my ear xD

oh
my
GOD

jtotheizzoe: birdandmoon: Everybody I know is having kids, so...

jtotheizzoe:

birdandmoon:

Everybody I know is having kids, so I made this helpful guide to nature names for your baby. The original is over here.

From now on I shall be called Bat Falcon Hanson, kthx.

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brandx: pocproblems: I hope he learned a lesson from...

brandx:

pocproblems:

I hope he learned a lesson from this.

"It seems like he only wants to impress his friends. I hope they're not expecting much from him" lmao FLAWLESS VICTORY.

"A friend of mine was recently cornered in her building doorway, late at night, by a total stranger..."

"A friend of mine was recently cornered in her building doorway, late at night, by a total stranger who "just wanted to take her out for a drink". She said "No" several times, in increasing alarm, and finally he grabbed her arm and asked "Why not?". She said, "Because you're obviously not listening when I say no right now, so I can't expect you to listen to anything else I say no to."

To her total shock, he looked appalled, let go of her, apologized, and left. As far as she could tell, it had not occurred to him that cornering a stranger, grabbing her arm, and insisting she go get a drink with him might be seen as the sort of thing a rapist would do."

- from the comments @ #481: My parents acquired a friend for me (with a gross, moldy congealed side of stalking). | CaptainAwkward.com (via notemily)

jordohio: HEY EVERYONE! When typing in 'tumblr.com' PLEASE...

jordohio:

HEY EVERYONE!

When typing in 'tumblr.com' PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make sure you do not type "tumblre.com' or any variant on accident. You will be redirected to this page that pretends to be Tumblr and tell you that there is a Flash update available. I don't know the full effect of what this page will do but I'm sure it would install some sort of virus and steal your login information.

IF YOU SOMEHOW GET HERE, LEAVE IT RIGHT AWAY.

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allthingshyper: School fails

allthingshyper:

School fails

westwingstory: my friend has a copy of les mis from china and

westwingstory:

my friend has a copy of les mis from china and

Taemin and Naeun (finally) holding hands

Taemin and Naeun (finally) holding hands

because sehun seemed the most popular in ilsan they decide to...

because sehun seemed the most popular in ilsan they decide to leave him there

thecompanionsdoctor: Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif and I...

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google "black man turning off lamp" but Google autofill changed it to "black man turning into jet" and I got this

Long story short it's 1am and I've been laughing at this for approximately 20 years